An 11 oz ceramic mug with the EFFINGOODE wordmark. It holds coffee, tea, and the occasional ambitious plan for the day. It cannot answer your emails, but it can sit beside them looking composed.
Classic white. A handle for holding. We know—groundbreaking.
The actual mug: 11 oz capacity, ceramic body, and the EFFINGOODE design shown in the photos.
A note on the drama: The heroics are satire. This is a mug, not a productivity tool.
