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Effingoode Cracked Shield Unisex Midweight Softstyle Fleece Hoodie
$36.46
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 | 41.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Effingoode MFG "Shield" Heavyweight Hoodie – The One That Actually Feels Illegal to Be This Comfortable
**Warning:** Once you put this on, every other hoodie in your closet will file for emotional damages.
This isn’t some fast-fashion tissue paper disguised as outerwear. This is the hoodie you reach for when you want to look like you don’t care… but secretly care a disgusting amount.
The Effingoode Shield logo
That cracked-pentagon badassery (you know the one) is screen-printed dead-center chest in a puff ink that’s raised just enough to catch the light and make people think you’re in some kind of elite underground fight club. Available in blood-red on black, or black on white.
Why this hoodie ruins all other hoodies for you:
- **80% ring-spun cotton / 20% poly blend with 100% cotton face** – Feels like it was woven by angels who hate scratchy garbage. Absurdly soft inside, built to last outside.
- **8.4 oz/yd² medium-heavyweight** – Warm enough to laugh at winter, light enough that you won’t spontaneously combust in spring.
- **Dropped shoulder + relaxed fit** – Looks like you stole it from someone 6’4” and 20 lbs of pure muscle. Instant cool points.
- **Jersey-lined, color-matched hood** – No cheap single-ply nonsense. Drawstrings that actually work and don’t disappear into the void after two washes.
- **Kangaroo pouch pocket big enough for both hands + phone + existential dread**
- **Tear-away label** – Because neck itch is a crime against humanity.
- **Puff print Shield logo that holds up** – No peeling, no cracking, survives industrial washes and your roommate borrowing it “just once.”
We didn’t just slap a logo on a blank. We obsessed over the details:
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified (no harmful chemicals)
- Made in a WRAP-certified facility partnered with the Fair Labor Association
- Basically, your conscience stays as clean as the hoodie does after 47 wears
Color options that don’t suck:
- Black (murdered-out stealth mode)
- White (for when you feel extra confident you're not going to wear your food)
This hoodie doesn’t ask for attention.
It just shows up, looks effortlessly savage, and makes people ask “where’d you get that?”
**Get yours before we run out and you’re forced to wear sadness disguised as apparel.**