Effingoode "Second Skin" High-Waisted Yoga Leggings

EFFINGOODE "Second Skin" High-Waisted Performance Leggings: Your Ass Will Look Unreal.

Warning: These are not your average workout pants. These are “I live in these, deadlift in these, and accidentally intimidate everyone at the gym” high-waisted yoga leggings.

The ultimate performance gym leggings are fully customizable with an all-over print, meaning your Effingoode Shield, cracked-pentagon chaos, or latest pattern drop is sublimated straight into the fabric. No cheap screen-print that peels after one squat—the design is the fabric. It moves when you move, stretches when you stretch, and still looks murderous after 300 washes.

Why these leggings will ruin every other pair you own:

• Performance Knit (83% polyester / 17% spandex): Buttery soft, moisture-wicking, four-way stretch that snaps back like it’s personally offended by saggy butt syndrome.
• High-Waisted Tummy Control: Sits right under your bra line, provides excellent tummy control, and refuses to roll down even during burpees.
• Squat-Proof Skinny Fit: Hugs every curve like it was custom-molded to your body. Zero bagging at the knees. Fully squat-proof with zero camel toe diplomacy failures.
• Seamless Comfort: Color-matched outer seams + white inner seams mean a clean look outside and zero chafing inside.
• Indestructible Sublimation Print: Wash it inside-out on cold and it still looks lethal. Survives hot-girl walks, hot yoga, and hot-headed exes.
• Slight Compression: Just enough to make you feel like a superhero, not enough to require a rescue team to peel them off.
• Assembled in the USA (from globally sourced parts).

Pro Tip for the Perfect Fit: They run small on purpose—because nobody wants loose yoga pants flapping around. Size up once and thank us later when your glutes look like they were sculpted by an angry Greek god.

Transparency Disclaimer (because honesty is hot): When you stretch hard (we’re looking at you, downward dog). Nobody will notice. They’ll be too busy staring at how lethal you look.