{"title":"Effingoode Support Systems","description":"\u003cp\u003eFind items that will help you through your day to day.  Life is hard, why not remind everyone of your journey while you perform your daily tasks as well.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"effingoode-accent-coffee-mug-15oz","title":"Effingoode Accent Coffee Mug (15oz)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEffingoode Accent 15oz Mug – The Legendary Classic (Now With Hot Liquid Superpowers)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eElevate your sip game!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis isn’t just a mug. This is \"the\" mug. The one that makes you smile at 6:47 a.m. when the coffee is hot, the inbox is terrifying, and the only thing standing between you and chaos is 15 perfect ounces of morale in ceramic form.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSubtle, sharp, and instantly recognizable – the Effingoode wordmark sits front and center. 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